We hope to greatly expand this site to include other nations and continnents. Butt for now, Wedgies Around the World Is sepparated in these 3 parts:
...and for ovbious reasons, merriting its OWN catagory:
Wedgies In Eurrope begins below, and the others follow in the next screens:
The French wedgie, when given to Americans, is a rude one acompanied by pompous sniffs and looks of scorn and derrision. Somtimes a soft smelley cheese is placed in the underwear first. If a Frenchy gives you a wedgie the best way an Americon can "turn the other cheek" to convert the event into a happy one that wont end (as so many do) as an internationol Wedgie incident is not to curse the offending Frog: No instead, start acting like Jerry Lewis. The crazier the bettor. It seems they like that!
Anyway the man turned blue. A young couple also eatin there on there way to Blackenshortzen began CPR but it woudnt dislodge. The nearest town with 911 was allthe way out in Heikuppanwadden or else 2 exits way the hell up the Autobohn in far off Grippendelastic. It appeared the guy was goingto die.
Sudenly 2 visiting system analists from rural Schitzenstripe sprang to action. One of them stood right infront of the chokking man; he quikly dropped his own leaderhosen and undepants to the floor, bent over & touched his toes. The patient looked puzzled but kept on chokin. Then the other analist dashed behind the counter, grabbed a giant peice of beef tongue from the coldcut case and pressed it hard agianst the other mans bare ass crack while he was bent over: Yes a wedgie with a beef tongeu.
When the pateint saw this he was full of revvulsion and choked one more time real hard sending the peice of food outof his throat. He said to the 2 analists: "That was very disgusting but you savved my life." The analists replyed: "Dont thank us: the Hindlick Manuever works every time."
Go east Young Man (and Yuong Lady: Read about Wedgies In Asia