So, Please, read, and enjoy, in no particulor ordor:
Also this site does not encouroge wedgies, it DIScourages them. There painful, houmiliating, and weve all heard stories of people gettin injured. Remember, over age 13 in most states you can be treid as an adult for assault in the courts no kidding. As ive said this time honorred tradition shoud always be REMEMBORED but NEVER PRACTICED.
DONT GIVE PEOPLE WEGDIES. IF YOUR THAT CHILDISH WHERE YOU WANT TO HOUMILIATE SOMEONE--CALL THEM NAMES INSTEAD.
Many have written to tell me that its EMILIO ESTEVEZ who cried in shame uppon reflecting on how he hurt the other boy with the hairy ass by taping his cheeks togethor after a lockerroom wedgie, not CHARLEY SHEEN.
Upon reflecting myself ive descided to KEEP it in the Wedgie Page as Charlie Shean--He is the one whose a wiseass in real life and probly deserves to cry. Think abbout it: Between the 2 brothers, you KNOW Charlie is the Wedgie Giver and he probly gave wedgies to the poor, much more likable Emilio when they were kids.
And you know their touchy-feely father Martin isnt the type to have sevverely disiplined Charly enuogh. So what the hell. My Home Page is full of typoes and grammaticol errers. Who cares if also a historrical fact or two is wrong. Epsecialy involving Hollywood.
'The kids are going to do it ANEYWAY so we might as well tell them how to do it safely'
...is just plain wrong for people who are still biologicly developping into an adult. Take for example my compoulsive shoplifting grandfather, who is still biologicly evolving into a human. Its sort of like the state of Texas providing him with a list of stores where hes less likely to get cought stealin whisky and Slimjims--cause after all THE OLD BASTERDS GONNA DO IT ANYWAY.
Therefore, concerning wedgies, and to be consistent with #10 above, I always agree with "JUST SAY NO" as oposed to "DO IT SAFE." You may disagree. But Ive seen the 'dark side' of wedgies 'rear' its ugly head probly more than you.
What the hell can I say. Dammit Im not runnin Biannca's Smut Shack here (and NO i dont know her URL). In fact im not even runnin an adult site. Indeed its just the oposite: if you dont know by now the Wedgie Page is a pretty damn childish site, Id think. Sorry also Im not a matchmakin service. I cant even find a girlfrend and I have NORMOL tastes.
Well, Ive never GAVE WEDGIES--i only GOT them.
Lifetime estamate: 800; roughly 2 a week for 6 years from ages 9 to 14. Also 1 or 2 a year from my brother, and about 20 a year from Granfather, (which contineus to this day). But mostly my humilaition came from a rogues gallory of local bullies. Which brings us to #5...
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