FINALY IT IS HERE THE SUMMER 2001 UPDATE. YES ITS IN ALL CAPS CAUSE I AM SHOUTTING.

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Read 'em all now and luagh your ass off. See why Yahoo Internet Life (2/97, p. 44) calls Walter Miller's Home Page one of the top 10 "FUNNIEST SITES ON THE NET" and why it was picked 2 times in a row as one of PC Magazines Top 100, (10/96, 1/97), and also "Best Personal Home Page" of 1996 by the Houston Chronicle. (1/5/97)....

...And plus, Oh Crap, get a load of what PC Magazine also said in July '97:

"We've said it before, and we'll say it again: If you want a guaranteed laugh from the Web, look no farther than Walter Miller's Home Page..."

"...Consistantly the funniest site on the Internet."

OK, I know, i'm braggin too much so ill stop now. Sorry.

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ANOTHOR INPORTANT NOTE IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS WEBSITE:

You may want to read all of the Updates in sequentiol order. They start in Janaury 1996 which is off of This Page.

Some of my updates stink. Some people dont think I hit my stride until '97 or '98--you decide. In any case: There is ALLOT of toilet humor here and i sugest you dont read it all in one sitting. What many new readors do, is stretch it ovor a few week's reading. Yes, you will want to read it all. It is one danm depressing yet funny saga.

Also please think first beffore reading it at work: A numbor of people have alredy lost there jobs for laughin there ass off at work. Also there may be a few typoes on some pages.

Please enjoy my updates. They are listed in reverse chronollogical order with the latest ones at the top.

  • Novembor 2000: OK, dont be mad at me for being so late. This 39-page update is nearley half a Meg of exciting crappy fun. It is large and huge like a freestanding novel.

  • New for July 2000: A Late May, June and July Update.

    PLEASE NOTE: I believe that all of my busted links are fixed. (But of course I beleive allot of dumb things). If somthing dosent work, drop me a line.

  • New for May 2000: Huger, Bigger-Ass Spring Update for MARCH APRIL AND MAY -- Well not realy huger, its 17 pages

  • New for Febuary 2000: Huge Big Ass Last of 1999 and First of 2000 Update--my biggest update yet -- 24 pages of grattuitous, repettitive toilet humor!

  • New for Novembor 1999: Includes a big anouncement
  • New for early Octobor: SPECIEL DOUBLE UPDATE. Here is the very late July 1999 Update
  • ...Which at the end of it then imediately leads into not AS late Augost 1999 Update

  • New for August: A new update (I think for June)

  • The middol of July can mean only one thing: That the MAY update is here!!!

  • NEW June 99: My new Update (Its for April but atleast its here)

  • Update here for March 1999
  • (Even thuogh it says "Late Febuary"--if you cant tell by now, 1999 was a serriously messed up year.)

  • NEW Early Febaury 1999 Update

  • Read the Late Janaury 1999 Update.

  • Here is the EARLY JANUARY 1999 Update.


  • READ ALL THE 1998 WALTER UPDATES HERE
  • Yes, re-live nightmairish eppisodes like: Walter's three disastor dates from Hell...Winter Olympic fun...Problems with jerks at work...and Othor Assorted and Sundrey recolections of Granfather's cruel abuse

  • READ ALL THE 1997 UPDATES HERE
  • Yes, savor chewey toilet-humor-rellated nuggets like: The 10 Worst Ever Thangksgiving Memories...Fantastic Wedgie Page updates...And the legendery "Old Basterd on Casters."

  • READ ALL THE 1996 HOMPAGE UPDATES HERE
  • Yes, all your classic favrites: Granfathers Trip to Sears...Intorvention...StarTrek spoof...Election year & Olynpic Fun...


    Other Fabbulous features:
  • Walter Miller FAQ section

  • Everything you wanted to know about America's most famuos dysfuntonal family relatonship

  • Season's Beatings
  • From WAY the hell back in 1995! Mecklermedia's iWorld Daily Spectrum calls it "absolutely priceless."

  • See the award-winning Wedgie Page.

  • Trace a line, mark a path and dig deep as you tail the legend of the noble Wedgie through the anals of history. Excite calls it "a serious contender for the most inept Web site of all time."


  • Copyright 1995, '96, '97 '98 '99, 2000, and 2001 all rights reserved, The Artist Known As Mr. Walter _Underscore_ Miller. Anyone who copys or steals my work is punishable by alot of things including havin Granfather arive unanounced at your house to use your bathroom plus watch your TV and eat your food. May God have mercey on your nose.

  • More legal crap.
  • Email: walter_miller@hotmail.com.