Editor's note: This homepage was written up in TIME magozine in Setpember 1996, and tht is when this update you are reading was orriginnaly publisched. At that time all my writings were on a Prodigy User website--In 1997 all my stuff moved to this othor URL.
Someones talkin about Walter again:
All that comes later in this update. First, ill talk about:
As you know my granfathers a sneaky gristly old basterd whos always undermining his family. Somehow he intersepted my email AGAIN. (My own fault. Like a jerk, I left my password on a postit note on my computer AGAIN.)
Anyway i agreed to talk with TIME as i do with all the press ONLY THRU E-MAIL. But TIME had been beggin for a FACE TO FACE meeting with Walter Miller. And dont you know i leave the state for one day an granfather sets up a time where a reportor can meet HIM--YES THE MONSTOR TOLD THEM HE WAS ME. The sneakey beast planned the interview for the day when my brother was to leave for Califonia and I was to return--a window of 3 hours when hed be unsuporvised.
I had to write to the reporter to expose this fraud.
Atcually i felt bad for the repporter. Becuase this time of year most of them get to go to the Demoucratic convention where they coud hang out in Chigaco on the expense account and have probly a better chance of gettin laid than at the Rebuplican convention but instead he had to be forced to watch my granfather eat. Atleast someone paid him to do it.
Someone from Progidy who works there sent an email to me saying they liked the page. And NO there was no mention of plans to throw my ass off there system. Thats good cause I have thuosands of readers. I also heard from allot of Proudigy members. They all said WERE PROUD OF WALTER WE LOVE YOU.
Suposedly lots of employes are fans. I coud imagine them having a meeting an someone saying: IN YEARS PAST WE MAY OF BEEN STODIGY-OLD-PRODIGY BUT NOW WE GOT DANM GOOD CONTENT LIKE THIS I TELL YOU YESSIREE THIS IS WHAT THAT BLUE RIBBON IS ALL ABOUT BOYS.
While Walter Miller productions respectfoully rejects all offers for official cellebrity endoursements, (ecxept certain pestocides i use on my granfather to control fleas an vermin but your not supposed to use them on humans but hes not humman anyway), i will admit that the reason why i have prodigy rather than a compettitor is because they have the easiest home-page poublishing tools that Ive tried. Even a jerk like me can use it.
Also a Sears guy wrote to me too an said YOU KNOW WALTER WE SHOULDNT OF SOLD PRODIGY cause now we got a GREAT PRODOGY SITE OUT THERE. Ovbiosly all this is a boost to my poorselfimage problem.
THANKS FOR CONGRATULATIN ME ON MY WEB SITE BEING WROTE ABOUT IN TIME. PLEASE DONT KICK MY ASS OFF YOUR SYSTEM. I LIKE IT HERE. I SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU. YOU GET HITS BECUASE OF ME. I AM ONE OF THE PRODIGERI-DIGERATI.
P.S. I promise never to put nakid lady-pictures on my site or EVER to put pitcures of my granfather on there, or sound files either. Hes too disgusting.
Actualy, if you ever DID put a picture of the miseroble old basterd on the web, most people would say to hell with the Blue Ribben, we better censor this beast for the sake of our childron, culture and society. You THINK Im makkin it up but its TRUE I live with him
BUT PLEASE DONT GET MAD AT ME AOL OR MSN OR COMPUSERVE OR ANEYONE ELSE--I DONT PLAY FAVORITES, I LIKE YOU TOO. Yes, I dont like to affend people. Yes, Im a simpering lackey. I have problems standin up for myself an do my best to avoid confrontatonal situatons...
speaking of which... IM BACK DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS