A tempest in a toiletNovember can mean only one thing:
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1. I got anothor job -- a better job
2. I moved out of the trailor and got an apartment in town
3. There will be a NEW creative portrayol of "Walter Miller's Home Page."
4. I am retiring (Hmm, not a chance)
5. This website is moving to a new URL
6. Granfather moved into a nursing home/travelling zoo (No, but thank you for the kind thoghts)
7. Granfather died/was mercifulley and with dignity and respect humanely youthenized (No, but thank you for the much kindor, warmer thoghts)
8. My face finaly cleared up (Hmm, not funny)
9. I finaly got layed (Ha Ha verrrrry funny)
10. Free at last, Free at last, Thank God allmihgtey You are Free at last becuase I have broken down and decidded to USE A SPELL CHECKOR. (Nope, nope, and Nope).
Yes thats right -- we will be moving to new URL
Yes if you go there now you will see we are UP AND RUNNING. (Althuogh there's nothin speciel there -- its the same lame site you see here).
I will probly mirror the Geocities site, atleast for a while. This is so people remmember to update there bookmarks. Long time readers of this site will recall that 2 years ago I moved the site to Geociteis from a Prodigy User Home Page and certianly that wasnt painful.
Yes finaly I will a new URL that for the first time ever wont be long and crappy. Now for those of you worried that somhow I have compromized myself:
Best of all you wont be gettin no more ANNOYING POP-UP ADS no more that Geociteis uses.
The Walter Miller's Homepage(R) Guorantee(TM)Irregardless of our plans in the future, we strive to continually provide our readdership with low quality, high-typograhpicol error, poor taste toilet humor.
You see, I wanted to get waltermiller's homepage.com but when they signed up for it, a coupel of people who work there, (who i will not mention, but they did NOT have to be so haughtey about it), said that you cannot use an apostrophee in a URL.
Well dannmit I knew that. In any case I got in an argoument with them and we all had a conference call where I got my ass chewed out and the way it ended up they said take it or leave it you ingraite. OK I apollogize for my atitude.
Why did I choose these peoplle to do busines with? I am weak and inpressionable. Also they are based in New York city's famed Silicon Ally and they will pay to fly me to New York City several times a year to atend meetings. Well you cant beat THAT.
Yes good old Newyork City. Where I will have the chance to visit the Statan Island dump, the world's largest garbege dump and stand there inhailing into my lungs as hard as I can the malodorrous fetid fumes which to me are the sweetest of fresh air when compaired to the overwelming stinking stench I am used to each day by sharing a small trailer with GRANFATHER.
Not to mention his offensive reeking smell. We are talkin about the only person in the world who needs the permision of two thirds of the Legitslature and an approved Enviromentol Impact Statement presented on demand in order to take a crap on public property.