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It shoud be noted here that in a recent update (November) i wrote how my grandfather and i traveled from Texas to New york. In that update said that we traveled separately. That is true. But also I said that granfather traveled in a gorilla carier and was shipped by truck. While i stick to that account of what hapenned as my interprotatoin of the truth It is the opinion of the abbove mentoined that he traveled separatly by human passenger coach airfare. Thank you.
Well anyway im goingto write MORE Top 10 lists an coming soon on there will be more. Im not promosing anything but you may see on these pages in months to come: "Ten least Known Facts about Granfather", and perhaps "10 Famous Woman who have Rejected Granfathors Rommantic Advances" (BELEIVE me theres more than 10 but these are the most famuous women) and mabye even "Top 10 Reasons that give Sceince Proof that Granfather is an Alein." Thanks for all your e-mails.
Well me and the old beast just returned from Comdex. My employor in Austin who i work for by remmote modem was goingto pay my airfare and expenses to go for one long day but not a hotel. I wanted to stay atleast 2 days. This is why granfather came.
I did NOT want to take him but the olny reason I did was cuase he booked a hotel in Los Vegas a LONG time ago and I think we stayed for free cause once years ago granfather dropped a small fortune in there casino. (It was ALLOT of money). At least thats what he said. Hes a big liar and maybe he did pay for our room. But hes a cheap basterd so mabye it was the truth. Atleast i didnt have to pay for a room and thats what convinced my employor to let me go.
Granfather asked me not to mentoin which hotel we stayed in. But heres a hint: its the one withthe desert theme where they held AdultDex on the corner of the strip and Sahara Ave. (Try to figore it out.)
The rest, as they say, like the scars on granfathers ass those faint ghoasts of lanced and drained boils past, is historey. DOES WALTER V. MILLER GET CREDIT FOR IT. HELL NO.
There was a time in my yuoung life when I got to go to Condex to demo cool stuff and do other cool things. But now as a errend boy I was lower than a Booth Bunny. It wasnt even for my own company--I was on loan to another company cause my boss is freinds with the boss of this other company. Of cuorse granfather teased me about it callin me THE WORLDS YUONGEST HAS-BEEN AT COMDEX.
First to let you know whats been going on at Plaesant Miller Acres. The tension betwean me and granfather is growing. The paragrapgh above titled Secondly a clarofication is somthing he threatoned me to put up there. Hes outraged i described him as such a friggin animol. But i call em as I see em. The few weeks leadin up to comdex were very hard for me. Heres why: